I always suspected that anyone who likes to write Perl programs can’t be a healthy human being, but I didn’t know what evil, murderous psychopaths these people really are until I read this headline:
How to optionally kill a child and capture status if not killed
How could killing a child ever be optional? It’s illegal! It’s disgusting!
We must not tolerate these criminals in our midst any longer. Now is the time to put an end to that vicious disease called Perl.
Tags: geekery, humor, perl, programming
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